inbox

[extortionate]

 

[ crystals, action, letters, etc ]

Comments

[extortionate]

Half a day's wage.

[ this is an opening bid ]

[untiltheyarent]

A quarter. It shouldn't take longer than an hour, that's more than generous.

[extortionate]

[ A quarter's fine. But it's the principle of the thing: ]

Third, and I'll sock the next guy does it.

[untiltheyarent]

[A considering pause.]

Deal.